January 2009
96 posts
Memories of 08::
-State Speech Team -Reed fiasco -Done with Cambridge -Yaebo -The Body Electric -Front row center, orchestra seats to Legally Blonde -Sunday in the park with George -Spamalot -Tylinn -Andrew -Columbia College Chicago -leaving MN -Obama rally in Grant Park -Improv Everywhere -627 -spat roast -Slumdog Millionaire -epic burger -smoothie man -Plotting our deaths/ running away -andrew living at my house...
Worker: Welcome to McDonalds, how may I help you?
Andrew: Um.... So whats that thingy on top of your buliding?.... Hello?....
Worker: Hold on. I guess its to attract customers.
Andrew: Um... well, its working! Kay Bye!
And we drive off.....Happy New Year =]
WHO LIKES SALSA?
(I LIKE SALSA!!!!!!!)
– Some Chipotle Worker Singing In the Kitchen
December 2008
269 posts
New Years Resolutions 08-09. =]
I promise To try harder to quit smoking.
I promise To try to KEEP being nice to Joshua.
I promise To try my hardest to keep Joshua.
I promise To eat more waffles.
NOT to creep on people as often.
Not to get caught creeping on people as often.
I promise to rekindle.
I promise To deeply and profoundly continue my love for 711 coffee.
I promise To deeply and profoundly stop spending my...
True or False
incurable:
girlindc:
Collar bones are just about the most attractive part of the human body.
True
Abso-fucking-lutly true. =]
Being compared to someone's ex
(via whatannoysus)
yes. hands down. yes.
If writing on paper can steal your heart away, just imagine what my lips on your...
– L-X, ‘The Poet’ (via britches) (via isntlifejuicy)
ICE!
– (FAILED) drunken sex text! (via monoleadstothis)
There i fixed it =]
Improv Everywhere-CHICAGO, are you in?
Global No Pants Subway Ride
Like last year, we’re encouraging people to organize their own No Pants Subway Rides in cities around the world on January 10, the same day as our annual event in New York. If you’ve got a subway system, or some form of mass transportation (bus? trolley?) then get involved and organize your own ride.
If you want to be the leader for your town’s ride, create a...
I finally know whats going on. I shouldn't have...
‘I love you’ means that I accept you for the person that you are and that I do...
– (via littlemiss) (via kari-shma) (via lovebot)still say you love me?(via shegoesbam)(via apileupwho)(via urbanredneck)
I want to believe.
CRAZY WEREWOLF ON THE LOOSE! thank god its not a... →
If he’s the first thing you think of when you wake up,and the only thing you...
– (via littlemiss)
i miss you when i’m not with you. do you understand that? every moment that i am...
– i found this on my computer in a sticky note. (via potterspoet) (via shegoesbam)
=]
I wish that there was a word higher than "love." I...
(via cloudymess)
ummmmm………. YES
hospital
shegoesbam:
in case you were wondering, i just got home from the hospital. i had an alcohol level of .24 (3 times the legal limit), so they wouldn’t let me drive home and my parents had to come get me (my dad was pissed). i have 6 staples in my hip and i don’t even know how many cuts on my legs, a bandaid on my finger and a wrap around my arm…
tumblr is great (read: iammattjordan and...
Artsystar, good to have you aboard =]
You Are My Ocean Rage; You Are My Thought Each Day. You Are The Laughter From...
– Dreams on Fire, Slumdog Millionaire